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What am I doing? Srsly.
Well, those of you that watch 'How to look good naked' with Carson... you'll know what I'm talking about.
One night I was watching it with my mum (who has had some serious body issues for most of her life) and I said to her 'see? you have perception problems'
She didn't believe me.
I suggested that I do a 'Carson' on her and do the whole body perception, shopping spree, make-over and photoshoot for her.
She was all excited about it.
Sadly I haven't had a job since then to be able to spoil her rotten with new clothes and a new look so instead we're skipping straight to the photoshoot.
She's got a heap of material we can place strategical
It finally arrived!
Well, the calendar finally arrived down at Moo's place.
Slight delays and she was getting antsy.
She saw it before she wrapped it up for her boyfriend. Sent me a VERY excited email about it.
I just checked her facebook page - apparently his reaction wasn't what she expected ^^;
Sounds like he wasn't as impressed as she was.
Dear lord, could this have gone any worse?
Mind you, with the hints she gave him he thought it was either a Tooheys Beer Fridge, a mini-motorbike or something else very 'manly'.
He got a calendar instead :P I can see why he'd be disappointed (he's a big kid... he wants big kid toys to play with - not a calendar :XD:
I hate this f*cking calendar
I am SO FUCKING OVER this FUCKING CALENDAR!!!
Granted, if she'd paid me like originally planned I would've put a lot more effort into this.
As it is - doing this photoshoot for free is her birthday, Christmas, etc prseents all rolled into one for the next fucking year.
So anyway, another 4 months to go.
One is a triptych. UGH! And you have NO IDEA how much she wants done to it. It was a shoot we did in my pool (she's in a bikini) and she wants me to make her tummy look smaller.
....underwater. Ya. RIGHT!
On the PLUS side (omg, there's a plus side?) she is pimping me out to everyone she's ever met (she's very sociable... so she works bet
So Close! Time for the sprint!
Ok... so far for Moo's B/F's calendar I've done and uploaded:
January
February
March
April
:new: May
:new: July
August
:new: December
That leaves a whole 4 months to do (hopefully) today LOL
June
September
October
November
PLUS the front cover AND back cover (if it allows that)
ARGH!!! :XD:
Wish me luck.
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Why are you dreading it? I thought you loved getting in front of the camera